ME

自從上次那件事發生後，我就再也沒理會小叮噹了
實在是不想免強自己和個幼稚鬼講話
他一直有寄信給我，只是都沒回
後來他寫了一封信，信上大致寫著：I really hope to be your friend.... please don't refuse me this.  I want to have some one to share with me and I hope that one is you.  Please!!!
都寫成這樣，我真的不知道該不該回他
好吧！再給他一次機會
在公司休息時間我回信很老實告訴他
他那天的行為很沒禮貌、又敏感愛生氣
我也跟他說把那情況告訴我朋友
他們的反應是：You don't know me well....
That's right... I am that kind of person... I say any what I want to say... maybe it's fun, it's rule also it's direct.... I don't wanna change because I was afraid of letting you feel bad.  And as a friend, you got to know that.  
很快速地寫完，頓時發現自己寫超多的
mail一寄出，並不覺得他會有所回應
大概～～暗自幻想怎麼扁我吧！
我的字句頗嚴肅正經，或許又帶點兇
應該不會再收到回信了


哪裡想到～～昨天又收到他的信
興奮的語氣充斥其字句
我自己看了都傻眼～～他真的是～～～讓我無言

U rote u felt bad of sign out  that day from skype . I am relay  apologize for that . I too wrote that my friend were on the door . I had my off the next day and luckily  after a long time all my friends were free at that evening . so had to rush . U will be glad to know that u were with me too. 


Hmmmmm!!!!!! u talk about me to ur friends .HAHAHA   Thank God u r not here . I am blushing ...... I guess  they are right . We don't know each other well . Must of time we misunderstood each other. Killed our beautiful relationship. 


I am a relay fun loving boy. love fun and live every moment of my life.I love to joke and am vv good in it.   BUT with u  I don't know how  thinks go wrong . I too literally felt that my talks make ur sad ,and unhappy . 


本來想讓他自己打退堂鼓的
沒想到～～反讓他～～～唉～～～～
自己說出去的話自己要有信用
真覺得自己有拿磚頭砸自己腳的感覺
還不如不要回～～～
他居然還附了一個笑話來證明自己的funny
這幽默感好像不是這樣證明的耶！
真害說～～～～



笑話如下：

Poor guy A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
hahaha